Max Poundage: here it is, our list of the all-time Top 20 Slimline Boobage, ever; with Miosotis holding the crown.
Now I know this is likely to result in all kinds of disputes as to who is and who isn't the biggest ever ... so let me start out by qualifying what we have set out to do here: we are compiling a definitive list of the 20 biggest sets of breasts in the history of the world. Now this is no easy task: do you go by sheer poundage (flop the mams onto a set of scales and simply weigh them), or do you take into account the length, breadth and thickness of a breast also, particularly in proportion to the rest of the body? And what if the breasts are three feet long but contain little volume? What if one is much bigger than the other? What if the model is 4-foot short, or 7-foot tall? What if she has a 19" waist or a 52" waist? Massive hips or no hips? ... That is, do we take into account if the model has a gorgeous, shapely body (slim overall, a thin waist, great hips ...) or is basically just one huge ball of overfed blubber - where her tits reach her knees, but then so does her belly. And what about fluctuating weight or pregnancy, do we take these factors into account?
So ... it's not easy to negotiate this mountain of potential breast measurements, but we think certain crucial measurement-points can be generally agreed: so we can measure women whose breasts reach to:
There seems to be a clear line developing, and that is between women who are slim with massive udders - and then there are the BBWs (Big Beautiful Women) who have enormous jugs but are, basically, enormous all over. So we created two categories: Max Poundage Slimline and Max Poundage BBW.
If you know someone bigger - tell us! (BUT! there are Rules ...) If you think you know a model who should definitely be in this Top 20 then you must send us a high-quality image, which shows her topless from the front, has her arms at her sides, breasts hanging down naturally (not squashed together), and preferably includes her belly button and elbows/wrists for reference points.
Potential Poundage: So ... we expect our Top 20 to change, as and when we have new massively-breasted models to consider; here are a few that we're mulling over at the moment. Now, you might think that some of these babes obviously have more poundage, or their breasts hang closer to the belly button etc., ... and you may be right. But we'd like to take a little time to think about it, and to see what you have to say, or add, to the debate. Let us know what you think.
The Ones That Got Away: So here are the huge-but-not-quite-huge-enough mams - the wobbling wonders that started off in the Top 20 but then got relegated to the "Also-Rans", the pendulous poundage that was definitely in the running but didn't quite have the world-class floppage to stay up there with the mammoth-mammaried Max Poundage babes.