The best hair-dryer holder
"Ah yes, the old hairdryer prop. Ever popular as a phallic symbol, particularly when squeezed between giant baloobas. Mind you Ann seems particularly fond of this stuffed-animal (or is it a draft excluder)."
Footnote: The interesting thing for me here is that Sue Pritchard still, whilst under this vicious attack, had the presence of mind to protect her most important assets - yes, her stupendulous breasts. With you on that one Sue, got your priorities right there love.
*RTA - Road Traffic Accident
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This Mrs. Cole could not well acquaint me with, in any expectation of my offering my service: for, sufficiently easy as I was in my circumstances, it must have been the temptation of an immense interest indeed that could have induced me to embrace such a job; neither had I ever express'd, nor indeed felt, the least impulse or curiosity to know more of a taste that promis'd so much more pain than pleasure to those that stood in no need of such violent goads: what then should move me to subscribe myself voluntarily to a party of pain, foreknowing it such? Why, to tell the plain truth, it was a sudden caprice, a gust of fancy for trying a new experiment, mix'd with the vanity of proving my personal courage to Mrs. Cole, that determined me, at all risks, to propose myself to her, and relieve her from any farther lookout. Accordingly, I at once pleas'd and surpris'd her with a frank and unreserved tender of my person to her, and her friend's absolute disposal on this occasion.
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